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咕嘰。Grandpa and the beet

是說,咕嘰的幼稚園好歹每週也有一堂或兩堂美語課,學校上課好歹應該也要有一點印象,咕嘰的反應像是從來沒上過課,一張純淨的白紙。


怎麼會這麼白啊?!考試前幾天才發現這件事,嚇得我臉都跟他英文程度一樣白了。




然後,嚴重拖延症末期患者的媽媽,將多年來的臨時抱佛腳武功,緊急傳授給女兒。

還好,最後美語以口試滿分,筆試24個字母錯兩個字,M N 順序錯誤,算是驚險過關。





下學期開始,我們幾經考量,決定暫時還是不額外安排美語課。但是上學期的經驗告訴我們,放牛吃草還是不太行,除了學校上課,回家若沒有任何複習,那些內容是絕對記不起來的。

所以呢,我們決定交由台大資優生咕嘰咪把拔每週抽一兩個小時,來和寶貝女兒 talk in English…


   <-- 媽媽自己在想像父女一起複習功課的感人畫面。



然後呢..... 

爸爸美語課常常不是老師蹺課,不然就是學生蹺課,一學期成功開課不到五次。



時光匆匆,歲月如梭......

轉眼間,一年級下學期的學期末到了,又在聯絡簿上看到美語考試通知。





這次換咕嘰拔 拿起課本幫他複習,隨意問問........然後,

嚇傻了咕嘰拔!!


然後,中度拖延症患者的爸爸,將多年來的臨時抱佛腳武功,緊急傳授給女兒。 







考試範圍中,有一首童謠,俗稱的拔蘿蔔



Grandpa & The Beet

Grandpa plants a little beet.

The little beet grows and grows to become a big beet.

Grandpa wants to pull out the beet, but he can't.

Grandpa calls grandma.

Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,
but they can't pull out the beet.

Grandma calls little Jenny.

Little Jenny pulls grandma.

Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,
but they can't pull out the beet.

Little Jenny calls little Bobby.

Little Bobby pulls little Jenny. 

Little Jenny pulls grandma. 

Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,
but they can't pull out the beet. 


Little Bobby  calls dog .

Dog pulls Little Bobby.

Little Bobby pulls little Jenny. 
Little Jenny pulls grandma. 
Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,
but they can't pull out the beet.  

Dog calls Cat.

....(略)....

They pull and pull ...

And finally, they pull out the beet.
Hurray!

The end.


爸爸美語課開始!

爸爸念一句,咕嘰跟一句。

爸爸念一句,咕嘰跟一句。

爸爸念一句,咕嘰跟一句。

.......

幾次以後,開始讓咕嘰自己唸。

書房裡面氣氛越來越火爆,爸爸開始怒吼,咕嘰開始哭泣.....

後來仔細一問,咕嘰是這麼唸的.....

Grandpa plants a little beet.

The little beet grows and grows
to become a big beet.


咕嘰拔:  很好!  繼續... 


Grandpa wants to pull out the beet, but he can't.

Grandpa calls grandma.


咕嘰拔:   好極了,再來... 


Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,

they become a big beet.  
(他們變成了個大蘿蔔)

(原文: but they can't pull out the beet. )


咕嘰拔:   怎麼會變成大蘿蔔呢?  是 but they can't pull out the beet. 這句重新唸一次

but... but...  they... they... can't pull out the beet. 

咕嘰拔:   對了!  繼續....

Grandma calls little Jenny.

咕嘰拔:   恩... 


Little Jenny pulls grandma.

Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull,

they become a big beet.  
(他們變成了個大蘿蔔)

(原文: but they can't pull out the beet. ) 

咕嘰拔:   怎麼又  become a big beet  呢?  是 but they can't pull out the beet. 仔細看課文啊!

but... but...  they... they...  

咕嘰拔:   but they can't pull out the beet.   

but... they... can't pull out the beet. 


Little Jenny calls little Bobby.

Little Bobby pulls little Jenny. 
Little Jenny pulls grandma. 
Grandma pulls grandpa.
Grandpa pulls the beet.
They pull and pull, 

they become a big beet.  
(原文: but they can't pull out the beet. ) 
.........

這次的爸爸美語課,就在大家一直變成大蘿蔔中度過。





然後進展到最後一段....



And finally.......
.....
.......
they become a big beet
 
(原文: And finally, they pull out the beet.)




轟!咕嘰拔氣到爆炸!



下學期的 爸爸美語課  就在老師罷課、學生拒絕選課的狀況下,成為絕響。



下學期期末考的前一天,因為咕嘰很快速認真的複習完,所以我們去新月沙灘鬆一下!

想起這篇網誌可憐兮兮沒有照片可以搭,所以堆出一個 Big Beet

情境模擬  to become a big beet   but they can't pull out the beet.  

後面的大叔一直很好奇這家到底在演哪齣.......呃.......


GUCCI。7Y6M


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